I got a package from my friend Malena in Australia! What in the world could it be?

It’s the issue of Harper’s Bazaar featuring love-of-my-life Kelsey from Australia’s Next Top Model!

A big thank you to Malena for enabling my obsession love.

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The ending of this one is a real cliffhanger.

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I sat on these videos for way too long. Anyways, two more parts still coming.

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Girls from Winnipeg. (Photos by Kat Wilson.  Stolen from Tjejsajten and Facebook.)

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Miss Sophie Madeleine.  Holy smokes.  I found her on Ellen’s website.

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I still need to edit my footage of the trip. Should be ready in a day or two. In the meantime…

People used to just go to parties. Now people go to parties then check the internet to see if they got any coverage. I’m one of those (vain) people. I got to see my own face around 1:55.

M.A.C&MILK Day 2 Highlights from The Milk Group on Vimeo.

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Top 5 Celebrities I hope to become friends with:
Kanye West – Rapper.  Obviously he would be the most insane guy to hang out with.  I saw him at a party in Paris but was too chicken to buddy up to him.
Aziz Ansari – Comedian/Actor.  Super funny.
Jason Schwartzman – Actor.  Seems really cool.  Befriending him puts me one step closer to Wes Anderson.
Donald Glover – Actor/Comedian/Rapper.  Funny young guy.  Really blowing up right now.
Abdi Farah – Artist.  From the reality show Work of Art.  Seems like the nicest guy ever.

Oh shoot!  Forgot Tim Gunn!  Anyways, Ansari, Schwartzman and Glover have all represented Band of Outsiders menswear.  I’m definitely going to that party during Fashion’s Night Out.

Top 5 Female Celebrities I hope seduce me:
Marloes Horst – Model.  Beautiful northern european blonde.
Cintia Dicker – Model.  Beautiful Brazillian ginger.
Abbey Lee Kershaw - Model.  Beautiful Australian.  Seems fun.
Blake Lively - Actress.  Actually, I might hate her.  I can’t decide.
Nicole Nadeau - Artist.  From the show Work of Art.  Major babe, very talented.

What’s the deal?  You don’t want to be friends with any women? Sure but I spend less time fantasizing about it.

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Not pictured: Me making an uncharacteristic embarrassment of myself at the fire at the end of the video. There was vomit.

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Educated girls. Yeah, “street smarts” are okay but I find it really attractive when girls have a university education. It makes them interesting to talk to. Also it helps that these two are foxes.  (Pictured are Zoe and Kristen.  They have boyfriends so they are out.)

Also,

Funny Girls.  Some girls are funny because they do dumb things.  Some girls are funny because they make good jokes.  I’m talking about the kind that make good jokes.  I like to laugh, loudly and often.  (Pictured is Meags.  She does improv comedy and is very good at it.)

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I really like a girl who can sing. Now make that girl a Korean Apple nerd? Adorable.

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