I’m going to New York city during fashion week. I’m very excited about that.

When I was in Paris during fashion week everyone would give me their card or ask if I had a card I could give them. So this time I want to have a card ready, you know, for social climbing purposes.

I also noticed that people’s job titles tended to be somewhat aspirational. If you want to be a stylist, you put stylist on your card. Now the question is: What is my job title?

Do I go for something funny? Something technical-sounding which will convince girls that I’m smart? Something accurate?

Some options I’m considering:

Actor
Entertainer
Vlogger
Computer Scientist
Electronic Engineer
Inventor
Hair Model

I haven’t even thought about the graphic design yet. Any tips?

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