Top 5 Celebrities I hope to become friends with:
Kanye West – Rapper.  Obviously he would be the most insane guy to hang out with.  I saw him at a party in Paris but was too chicken to buddy up to him.
Aziz Ansari – Comedian/Actor.  Super funny.
Jason Schwartzman – Actor.  Seems really cool.  Befriending him puts me one step closer to Wes Anderson.
Donald Glover – Actor/Comedian/Rapper.  Funny young guy.  Really blowing up right now.
Abdi Farah – Artist.  From the reality show Work of Art.  Seems like the nicest guy ever.

Oh shoot!  Forgot Tim Gunn!  Anyways, Ansari, Schwartzman and Glover have all represented Band of Outsiders menswear.  I’m definitely going to that party during Fashion’s Night Out.

Top 5 Female Celebrities I hope seduce me:
Marloes Horst – Model.  Beautiful northern european blonde.
Cintia Dicker – Model.  Beautiful Brazillian ginger.
Abbey Lee Kershaw - Model.  Beautiful Australian.  Seems fun.
Blake Lively - Actress.  Actually, I might hate her.  I can’t decide.
Nicole Nadeau - Artist.  From the show Work of Art.  Major babe, very talented.

What’s the deal?  You don’t want to be friends with any women? Sure but I spend less time fantasizing about it.

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I’m going to New York city during fashion week. I’m very excited about that.

When I was in Paris during fashion week everyone would give me their card or ask if I had a card I could give them. So this time I want to have a card ready, you know, for social climbing purposes.

I also noticed that people’s job titles tended to be somewhat aspirational. If you want to be a stylist, you put stylist on your card. Now the question is: What is my job title?

Do I go for something funny? Something technical-sounding which will convince girls that I’m smart? Something accurate?

Some options I’m considering:

Actor
Entertainer
Vlogger
Computer Scientist
Electronic Engineer
Inventor
Hair Model

I haven’t even thought about the graphic design yet. Any tips?

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