I wonder…
Instead of looking for a trophy wife maybe I should work on being a trophy husband?
I could sleep in, shop all day, do whatever. Just as long as I did my crunches and spent a little time on the treadmill.
Oooooh, maybe if she’s super rich she can finance my first film!
UPDATE:
I figured it out. I need to marry a female politician. I would be a hit at parties. I could do all her introduction speeches. Hmmm… maybe I’d get jealous of all the attention she would get. Tough call.
